there isn't enough Maalox in the world..........image
but seriously, I would love to make 15 reservations for a party of ONE! haha tie up his whole freaking place that night! we each get our own table, plenty of room to spread out. and i am a S L O W E A T E R and a very poor tipper. haha
it will work out. I have hit a small bump in the road, tousled my tiara for a moment, but it is yanked back firmly in place and am ready to deal with snotty managers. i may make the reservation in a fake name so they don't spit in our food. I may be gail for the night. or Grant. or better yet, Moe!

Moe Money (that's my new name) Moe Problems (that's their game!)

I'm gangsta like Stephen Colbert. I was shot 8 times last night, tooooo! image